1. ruinedchildhood:

    Mom, Jesus did not die for you to bring home generic brand cereal.

     

  2. esm398:

    jakebumlick:

    pika-brew:

    pika-brew:

    My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza.
    But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop off the pizza.

    The guy said sure.

    So we decided to leave a nice little note
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    and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!

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    oMGGGG

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    pizza cares

    Pizza understands

    (via i-suck-dick)

     

  3. peach94:

    COOL DATE IDEA: take a really long nap with me

    (via i-suck-dick)

     
  4. railroadsoftware:

    mapsontheweb:

    The contour of some American states form a Chef carrying a tray of fried chicken

    cool

    (Source: reddit.com, via spaghettihos)

     
  5. paxamdayum:

    theladypipsqueak:

    hipstaa-pleazz:

    heavyxhand:

    xviolenceagainstviolencex:

    peanuhbutta:

    pleatedjeans:

    So, this half black/white kid got a tattoo of the Oreo barcode on his wrist

    Why does it matter matter that this guy is mixed race!? You could of just written, “This kid”. Like his fucking skin colour matters! Cunt.

    His bi-racial ethnicity is probably the point of the Oreo tattoo joke, cunt.

    Dead.

    imagine this kid working as a cashierand this one customer is pissing them offso they just casually swipe their tattoo under the scannerafter every itemand later the customer is just likeI DONT REMEMBER BUYING FIFTY CASES OF OREOS. (via)

    whenever someone asks me what tumblr is, i will show them this post

    (via spaghettihos)

     
  6. (Source: butthex, via ruinedchildhood)

     

  7. PETITION FOR GINA TORRES TO PLAY WONDER WOMAN

    amgkatt:

    BECAUSE
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    AND ALSOimage
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    JUST
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    LET ME JUST SAY

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    IF YOU DON’T ALREADY THINK THIS WOMAN IS AN AMAZONIAN PRINCESS
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    YOU ARE DOING IT TOO WRONG FOR WORDS.

    (via syrose)

     
  8. waggington:

    this is at my college i need 2 start taking pics of this board i could cash in on the notes

    (Source: samuraizach, via spaghettihos)

     
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  10. karaokekarkat:

    deanscabbages:

    lovelixst:

    rivendellcustomersupport:

    this was designed for very young children and i am not a young child i am a 260 pound man

    how did you get in there.

    how did you get out of there

    ???? ??/?

    ??????/??????  ?????/1??? ?????????????????//? ?

    (via spaghettihos)

     

  11. lindsaylohoean:

    getting so close to talk to your crush but then someone gets in your way

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    (via ruinedchildhood)

     
  12. chri555ybaby:

    so sanrio has been releasing short cartoons of this character that is literally a lethargic egg yolk and i am in love

    (Source: twitter.com, via unit03)

     
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  14. okaymad:

    do she got a booty?

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    she dooooo

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    SHE REALLY DOOO

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    (via ruinedchildhood)

     
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